Xbox LIVE Addicts: True Love - Xbox LIVE Addicts

Love A Dirty Word in the case of most men and one we are , usually , frightened to Utter . I should know , the Badgeress <---- Girlfriend , reminds me constantly

This conversation occurred at work on Saturday morning after a particularly difficult week of the Badgeress having a bad case of "Argumentative-ness and Stormingoff-ness" (not helped much by my stubborness to be drawn into an argument) .
So anyway , I`m attending to duties in work and avoiding the gaze of the manageress (She who sleeps hanging from the ceiling wrapped in her own Leathery Wings) and am talking to one of the lesser Peons in work about the 360 . He`s only just about 17 and kind of looks up to me .

Peon : What are you doing this weekend then Badger ?
Me : I am undecided yet , I may go to see the "Badgeress" or I may try this new Gamerscore experiment I have been thinking about .
Peon : Oh yeah ?
Me : Yeah , involves lots of gaming and sitting in my underpants for hours on end - pretty much like being at the "Badgeresses", well , at hers its minus the underpants - and the gaming isn`t of Microsoft variety either
Peon :

Embarassing pause for him but I lean on my Wall with arms folded and smile dreamily to myself .

Me : Actually I`ve made my mind up , I`m gonna spend the weekend with my Beloved .
Peon : So off to see the "Badgeress" then ?
Me : HELL NO !!!!! , it`s a weekend spent with the 360
Peon :
Me : yes Peon , indeed , Happiness is ......... A Warm Wireless Pad
I think I made an impression on him .

(Transferred from old blog system from over 2 years ago , the Badgeress has been binned since then , come to think of it , so have 3 Xbox 360`s , oh and the job was replaced for a far better one as well , wow so much has changed since this entry was made originally )